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DEFECATING QUOTES FROM WORLD RELIGIONS
REDNECKED MEDITATION TECHNIQUE
IT WORKS FOR ME AS WELL AS ANYTHING.
A paraprosdokian (/pærəprɒsˈdoʊkiən/) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular … Continue reading PARAPROSDOKIANS
BAD DECISIONS ABOUND. HERE IS PROOF.
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A friend just emailed me this joke and I just had to share…I just LOVE it…
VICTORIA’S SECRET IS OUT!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/heres-what-victorias-secret-swimsuits-look-like-on-real-wome?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.bkZApBZo78 In case you did not know it, fit depends on the body and Victoria Secret's models are chosen for a particularly busty and wide-hipped style that most women do not possess. More pictures and text at Buzz Feed above.