Trump said that Hillary got "Schlonged" by Obama in the 2008 election. "She was favored to win, and she got schlonged," Trump said, turning a vulgar Jewish noun for a large penis into a verb. Schlong means the same thing as schmuck, but I neither word is used in Yiddish used as a verb. The Washington Post has a good linguistic analysis. You … Continue reading WHAT TRUMP SAID ABOUT HILLARY
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LIONS NOW BETTER PROTECTED
Dear Kenneth, Today, the US Fish & Wildlife Service finalized key measures designed to protect African lions. Share the good news (or forward this email to your friends)! Lions in central and western Africa will be granted "endangered" status, while the healthier populations in southern and eastern Africa will be labeled as "threatened."1 Both listings come … Continue reading LIONS NOW BETTER PROTECTED
The Secret To Staying Healthy: The Lymphatic System
October 7, 2015 by Jessica Let’s talk about the sewer system of your body. Did you know the lymphatic system circulates, cleans, and filters all the leftover blood in the body? Surprisingly, there are three times more lymph than blood in the body. It is far too important not to educate people about this before society’s toxic, consumeristic products overwhelm our most important detoxification system. The gut contains … Continue reading The Secret To Staying Healthy: The Lymphatic System
How I stopped worrying & learned to love the Gay Bomb
Play the cards you get, my friend
Play the cards you get, my friend.
Play the cards to the very end.
Play them uncomplainingly.
Play them freely, willingly.
Though the stakes may not be worth the winning,
Every day can be a new beginning.
Play the hand you have been dealt,
No matter what your heart has felt.
And if the game may not be worth the while,
face every moment with a smile.
Play the cards you get, my friend.
Play them bravely to the end.
*Painting “The Card Players” by Paul Cezanne, 1893.
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SNL SKIT LINK
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/george-w-bush-cold-open/2953423?onid=245776#vc245776=1 Very Funny President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) announces he's entering the presidential race and assesses the current crop of GOP candidates. Available Until 12/12/16 Tags: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 41, Episode 1691, Chris Hemsworth, will ferrell, George W. Bush S41 E8 | 5:34 | Highlight | Comedy | Latenight
NO CHARGES ON SEXTING
CAÑON CITY SEXTING CASE No charges will be filed in scandal that had no “aggravating” factors By Jesse Paul The Denver Post CAñON CITY» No charges will be filed in a sexting scandal that involved scores of middle and high school students who took and traded nude photos of one another, prosecutors said Wednesday. The … Continue reading NO CHARGES ON SEXTING
POT IN COLORADO
Marijuana has huge influence on tourism A new study shows cannabis is a growing motivator for visitors. By Jason Blevins The Denver Post Marijuana businesses have long proclaimed that cannabis is drawing visitors to Colorado. Now they have proof. A study commissioned by the Colorado Tourism Office and presented to the office’s board of directors on Wednesday … Continue reading POT IN COLORADO
REPUBLICAN VOTERS AND TRUMP
THE PEN, DEC 8, 2015 OK, the story in the news is that a majority of people think Donald Trump is hurting the GOP's brand because of his increasingly rabid and extreme statements. In just the last week, Trump has called for wholesale murder of the families of suspected terrorists, and a total ban on travel by people of … Continue reading REPUBLICAN VOTERS AND TRUMP
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